Don't tell me, it's all routine for you?
It's not... It's all my first time...
Kijima knows my shortcomings!
Master! Master!
Dad! Dad!
That won't help you come up with any ideas,
and it won't extend your deadline!
Yabe is waiting for your manuscript!
Geez!
Ao. Don't worry about me.
But Yabe, you've been waiting for so many days now.
Surely, after he's stood under his private waterfall...
he will give birth to an absolute masterpiece!
An absolute masterpiece...
All I can do here...
is wait.
Yabe!
You're not actually drinking that at all!
Get some rest!
Since the master isn't resting, I can't either.
As an editor, I am of one soul with the writer.
That would make my dad a murderer,
for the crime of killing his editor!
And he'd lose his serialization! Rest!
Then will you accompany me for a little while?
Huh?
Wakannai koto oosugi
"Wakarou toshiteru jiten nonsense"
Kimi no kotoba, muzukashii
Kimi no miryoku mo wonderland
Chime ga nattara ai ni yuku ne
Muchuu ni sasete
A-i-a-i-a
Hyaku kara hajimaru count
Kimi ni chikazukeru limit
(Ah Ah Ah)
Jitsu ni tanjunmeikai na kokoro
Zero ni chikai daritsu de
Seishun no uchi ni inukeru ka?!
(Ah Ah Ah)
Jitsu ni muzukashii bokura no kankei
WONDER WONDER WONDERFUL WONDER
Kijima-kun Can't Wait Any Longer
The venue for the Meat Fest is right this way!
Beef, pork, chicken, mutton,
bear, venison, we've got it all!
We've got stage events, too!
Come check it all out!
Huh? A boob festival?
The master expressed interest in this,
so I'm compiling data.
Here ya go!
Boobs....
Cheers!
Alcohol...
Meat...
Be careful, 'kay?
Desires of the flesh...
Brazen exultations, dancing with wanton abandon...
Is this a den for depravity?!
Precisely.
Desire for flesh is connected to sexual appetite.
The master has caught on to that fact.
Desires for flesh are sexual appetite?!
Th-That does sound like my father...
This place is dangerous. Stay close to me.
Huh?
If you get caught in the muddy waters
of the desires of the flesh, there will be no escape.
You'll be swept away before you know it.
O-Okay.
This place reeks of normies. It's scary...
Now that I think of it, I haven't eaten lunch yet.
Yabe, do want to eat something?
Huh?
What? Who're you?
I'm scared, and hungry!
What, Ao?
What are you doing?
This doesn't seem like a place you'd enjoy.
Miyabi?!
Ooh! You're cuter than those other girls I saw.
What were you looking at?
Don't say that about my boobs.
Tha' washn bouchurr boobsh.
Don't lie.
I'b showwy...
What about you, Miyabi?
Why are you dressed like that here?
Isn't it obvious? I'm working. I need money.
Oh...
I don't need your pity, you freakin' rich girl!
I-I'b showwy...
I don't need your pity, you freakin' rich girl!
I'm working this job because-
Miyabi!
Can I do an inventory check?
Sure, Takumi!
Huh? It's Horie.
What's up?
Did he just call her "Miyabi?"
We came here because of our job!
But on our next day off
we'll come here to hang out, right?
The two of them? The two of them will hang out?
They'll be together in a den of depravity?
Ao.
If you feel faint, you may lean against me.
He's a major babe! Who is he? Who?
Huh?!
This is my father's managing editor.
Pleasure to meet you.
I oversaw the works "Promiscuous Lament,"
and "100 Words of Significance in Bed."
Huh?! What are those book titles?!
What do I do? Kijima's gonna find out my dad's job!
Um...
I'm a younger university colleague of Ao's father.
My name is Soichiro Yabe.
"Ao"?
A-As just a younger colleague of her father...
aren't you a little close to his daughter?
I don't know what the norm for such relationships is,
but I suppose we are closer
than mere classmates would be.
I-I'm pretty close to Horie myself, you know!
What?
S-So we're close. I guess we can say that now.
I've been a guest of her household hundreds of times,
but I do not recall your existence coming up
as a topic of conversation, not even once.
I am-
Takumi. We're gonna get in trouble
if we don't get back to work soon.
Alright you two, have fun together!
Hey, wai- no-
A prime example of a normie couple.
They no doubt indulge deeply in their lust.
Those two are not dating!
Oh? Even though they call
each other by their first names?
Getting familiar is the starting point for sex.
On top of that, there is meat.
When a couple starts grilling meat together,
their lust is at a level where they feel
no shame and can do it anywhere.
Here's some short ribs...
Ah, the top grade ones...
Y-Yabe...
What it is?
Let's just compile that data.
Oh, that's right.
Wha..? Hey, Kijima! It's burning! It's burning!
Sorry, Mr. Takaoka!
Don't worry about it, Takumi.
Mr. Takaoka's a little scary.
Well, I was spacing out, though.
Oh? Takumi, that's so admirable!
I got him to call me by my first name since I have
the same last name as the shop owner, and yet...
Wanna go somewhere on our break?
This job pays well so I'm looking forward to it!
Yeah.
And I went to the trouble of
getting into the same job as him, but still...
That Yabe guy from earlier was super-hot, huh?
But he was calling Ao by her first name and everything!
One year, eight months, and nine days. Eighteen times.
Three months and twenty days. Thirty-two times.
Twelve days. One hundred and eight times.
Just as I thought, couples that prefer
short ribs tend to have a steamy relationship.
The passion burns at a surprisingly
hot degree with beef tongue, too.
Pork cutlet is on the low side.
Those two should not be dating.
Takumi!
Kijima is supposed to like me.
I only want to do that with the person I like.
But aren't they close for people
that have nothing going on between them?
Is that the distance that normies keep?! That's too close!
Takumi!
Is that the distance that normies keep?! That's too close!
Miyabi!
Is that the distance that normies keep?! That's too close!
It doesn't matter. Since I hate my name,
I don't want him to call me by it or anything...
Takumi!
Ao!
Until You Say My Name
See, it just doesn't feel right!
It'll be just like a completely lame teen movie.
And I don't want to be called by this name, either.
What's so great about
being close anyways? It's so superficial.
Idiot.
Takumi...
What?
Kijima?! Why're you here?
I'm on break now, so I came to find you.
He heard me say his name!
Weren't you with Yabe?
He's ignoring that?!
So it's really no big deal for normies, is it?!
We got separated again, I guess.
Oh...
That guy's pretty stunning, huh?
Huh?
I suppose. I've known him since
I was young, so I'm not sure...
Does he come to your house often?
Yeah. He idolizes my father,
and he also takes care of things for us.
Idolizes him...
And you get along with him yourself?
I do. When I was studying for
high school entrance exams, he tutored me.
Huh?!
What's with that question?
Is this a parent-teacher conference?
Is he smart enough that he can actually teach you?
He said he went to Tokyo University, so maybe.
Tokyo University... He can teach you, then.
Ao! I've found you!
Ah, oh no. I have to go.
Kijima?
Ao. Come here.
Ao.
Don't go, Ao!
'Kay...
Ao, we're leaving now.
I'm not done speaking with her!
What? What? What?!
I'll be sure to come home later!
Zero times.
Still a child.
Are you o-
I've cooled off now.
But still, you make my mind spin, Horie.
I feel like I'm totally losing control.
That's what I'm supposed to say!
That-
Maybe because I still don't know your answer.
I can't wait any longer.
I'll make you fall for me.
Atama no naka ippai ni afureteru
Kimi no koto de senkyoritsu hyakunijuu percent
Junsuimuku na kono kimochi gyutto
Nagetsuketai tsutaetai zenbu
Koi da tte kizuku mae kara
Kimi ni zenbu goto hikareteita nda yo
Soutomo shirazu ni sou yatte mata
Mujaki na egao miseru kara komatta mo nda
Kizukanai kana?
Sexy!
Isn't that nice?
Lame
Isn't that nice?
Use this one instead!
I can't bump into him there!
Next time: Ao-chan Can Handle the Beach.
Next time
Ao-chan Can Handle the Beach
Amazing boo-